On Rules of the Naughty Chair...

Found myself having to lay down some law with young miles today. while he was in his "naughty chair," i told him he needed to remember THREE RULES!!! 1) NO HITTING! 2) listen to mom & dad! and then the dreaded parental moment: i didn't actually have a third that was relevant. so i improvised: 3) "always be clos...ing." man, that kid is gonna be lucky to make it out of childhood with some shred of normalcy...